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LADIES this 8 things guys does this days during s * x in dat ing that cause pre *gn ancy,Read this guys to avoid giving girls belle oo

1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’ Didn’t they tell you that your pre- cum has enough sp* er*m from your last wank session to father a chil d? Oh okay, you pee in-between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days died because of this type of thing.
2. ‘It’s The Wom an’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception’ This is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before S * x`. Always have yourself locked and loaded.


3. ‘I Tear Open The Con`dom Package With My Teeth’ It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S`* x but please, use your fingers to tear open the c ond* om package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the c ondo.m, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about.

 4. Putting On Or Taking Off The Con`dom During S`* x Okay, seriously I don’t get this part. You start having S`* x then halfway, for whatever reason, you say ‘oops! sorry, I forgot to use a c on do m’ and then you put one on. Have you heard of pre- cum? Obviously not. Google it. Then for those of you who decide ‘this con`do m thing is killing my vibe’ and decide to remove it halfway, please go for quality stuff next time or learn how to wear on a co ndo m correctly or just get married and stay faithful mbok.
5. ‘We Had S`*x During Her Pe`riod’ First of all…eww! Second, don’t deceive yourself. Women have and can get pregnant during their periods. Some medical practitioners will not agree to this but others will. It has been found that some women ovulate when they are mens`truating, so next time while dipping into the Red Sea, be sure to use a life jacket. If you go releasing your little swimmers with no protection, one of them is bound to swim upstream and catch something you’re not prepared for.
6. I’ve Had The Con`do m For Three Years: My dear brother, I know it’s a quality brand product and probably cost you a few hundred naira and you’re saving it for prime V, or just maybe you haven’t been laid in a long time; but it’s no reason for you to leave it in your wallet until it either expires or becomes useless. Use it when it’s still good or throw it away.

7. ‘I Like My Con`do m` Tight’: And so you push your p* n*s all in to fill the co ndo m tip. Bros, unless your p*n*s is shaped exactly like a con“do m, please desist from tightening things in there. You have to leave that space for the spill. If you don’t, the con`do m will br eak. I’m tempted to say it’s not ‘rocket’ science but erm
8. ‘We Had S * `x While Stan`ding’ First of all, buhahahahaha! For real? So, let me understand the logic. You did it while standing and all of the se`m`en spilled to the floor and none was left in her. Hmmm… In physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’. You should know that the vir`gin`al is one place that may not have a door but has a way of keeping things in. Be Warned! Basically, just don’t be stupid during S*`x. Protect yourself and your woman. Use a con`d`om.

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